Alleged Domestic Abuser Says He Loves Wife “To Death”

“I would like to wish Evelyn well and will never say anything bad about her because I truly love her to death.” [Chad “OchoCinco” Johnson/OCNNReport]

Here’s the thing: if you’re arrested for allegedly head-butting your wife (reportedly over “a receipt for a box of condoms”) in an incident so violent that it apparently inspired your wife to file for divorce, then maybe saying that you love someone “to death” is a bad choice of words?