Keep An Eye Out For A Press Release From Franzia

“While Broughton told police he remembered participating in a drinking game with fellow members of the Pi Kappa Alpha chapter, he denied having an alcohol enema. Police concluded otherwise from evidence they found at the frat house, including boxes of Franzia Sunset Blush wine.” [Schelzig/AP]

It’s not enough that some kid almost died from booze up his butt, but that booze had to be a box of fucking FRANZIA.