What A Deal: In SF, $350,000 Gets You Asbestos AND Fungus!

Was she a great big fat person?

“Contractor’s Special. Partially collapsed ceiling in the front bedroom (appears to be asbestos ceiling per JK Control). Wood Damage and/or fungus in BA. Leakage behind Stucco. Black growth and evidence of staining and roof leak around skylight. Structural beam in kitchen has been compromised, evidence of movement; water stains.” [682 Madrid St/Estately]

Tipster Ryan blogs for the real estate site Estately.com, and emailed a link to the listing for this this Excelsior-district home, calling it the “most honest (and frightening) real estate listing ever.”

The slideshow of images from this $350,000 two bedroom, one bath home at is worth thumbing through. (Why do so many unstaged real estate listings look like crime scene photos?)

Also worth noting: under “Local Attractions and Places,” the top feature was Safeway. Bring your club card!