Local Newspaper Makes Unfortunate Double Entendre

…but you’re welcome to try

If you believe a clever headline writer at the SF Examiner (that’s a real newspaper, not one of those examiner.com bullshit content farm things), suspended SF Giants star Melky Cabrera just might have an orifice that’s impossible fill. IMPOSSIBLE.

Is this a side effect of the testosterone he reportedly tested positive for? Maybe Melky should talk to this guy.